Learn to speak PMS

Here's a good laugh!!! :)





The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all
a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
 SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
 SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
 ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
 SAFER: What did I do wrong?
 SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
 ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
 SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
 SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
 ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
 SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
 SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
 ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more M&M's.

>>13 Things PMS Stands For:
>>
>>1. Pass My Shotgun
>>
>>2. Psychotic Mood Shift
>>
>>3. Perpetual Munching Spree
>>
>>4. Puffy Mid-Section
>>
>>5. People Make me Sick
>>
>>6. Provide Me with Sweets
>>
>>7. Pardon My Sobbing
>>
>>8. Pimples May Surface
>>
>>9. Pass My Sweatpants
>>
>>10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
>>
>>11. Plainly; Men Suck
>>
>>12. Pack My Stuff........
>>
>>And my favorite one....
>>
>>13. Potential Murder Suspect
>>
>>Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might
>>need a good
>>laugh! Or men who need a warning!
>>And remember: Money talks...but M&M's sing.
>>
>>Another thing to giggle about. My husband, not happy with my mood
>>swings,
>>bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor
>>my moods.
>>When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it
>>leaves a
>>big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me
>>diamonds. Here
>>have some M&M's.